Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Following Post Contains Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA, and a Healthy Dose of Winning. Duh.

In the past few days, I have been sifting through many a news site (mostly gossip sites) because I'm totally lame and need something to prove that I am just as cool as the next brainless sheep-zombie.

While I was sifting through said news sites, I came across one thing (or person, I should say) each site had in common.

You know that guy who recently set a new record for gaining the most Twitter followers in 24 hours? That same guy who claims he's got tiger blood and Adonis DNA? That very same overpaid actor who recently referred to himself as the 'Malibu Messiah?'

Yep, I am, of course, talking about Charlie Sheen!

I just wish that he could refrain from making any more crazy-ass rant videos and making up some more phrases for normies like you and me and all the other celebs who are not as well-paid to abuse the living crap out of.

I wish these so-called 'friends' of his would put aside their attention whorish antics and get off their lazy fucking asses and help him.

But I guess that's just too much to ask of people who have the resources but don't want the responsibility that goes along with said resources.