Thursday, December 2, 2010

Thou Shalt Screw Thyself With a Chainsaw.

Wow. I haven't been on this thing in ages. Shouldn't they delete your account after a period of time?

But seriously, all randomness aside, I just want to talk about something that's on most people's minds most of the time. Whether you follow it or don't give a flying fuck about it, it manages to somehow find its way into the news in the form of its choosing.

Yes, I am talking about religion.

Now, let me start off by saying that I have nothing against anyone who follows a particular religion. Be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam or even Scientology, I fully support one's right to practice the religion of their choosing.

What I absolutely can't stand, however, is those fucktarded dipshits who try to forcibly convert others to their religion without even possibly considering the other person's opinion (i.e., Fred Phelps and his clan of sheeple and other random zealots).

The reason I want to talk about religion is because of a particular YouTube user's channel that piqued my attention the other day. Apparently, llortthechampiontwo (http://www.youtube.com/user/llortthechampiontwo) isn't aware of what happens when people refer to themselves as the 'Champion of God.'

I guess he (or she) also fails to realize when you say that other people who don't worship one's religion "deserve to be purged off the face of this planet," that qualifies you as a...what's the word I'm looking for here...oh yeah!-blasphemer.

Oh, but it gets better, folks! You see, our dear little llortthechampiontwo thinks that anyone who so much as utters one word against his precious little deity is a "filthy sinner that is in desperate need of the light of christ!"

Yeah. You totally gotta love apeshit crazy morons who feel as if they have to use excessive amounts of condemnation at people who don't follow the same lifestyle as them.

In the words of Jena Malone from the movie Saved!, "Why would God make us all so different...if he wanted us to be the same?"